SPIRITUAL REVERIES: LOVE tech support

techsupport: yes ma'am, how can i help you?

customer: well, after much consideration, i've decided to install LOVE. can you guide me through the process?

techSupport: yes,i can help you. are you ready to proceed?

customer: well, I'm not very technical, but ithink i'm ready. what should i do first?

techSupport: the first step is to open your heart. have you located your heart ma'am?

customer: yes, but there are several other programs running now. is it okay to install LOVE while they are running?

techSupport: what programs are running ma'am?

customer: let's see: i have past-hurt, low self-esteem, grudge and resentment running right now.

techSupport: no problem, LOVE will gradually erase past-hurt from your current operating system. it may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. love will eventually override low self-esteem with a module of it's own called high self-esteem. however, you have to completely turn off grudge and resentment. those programs prevent love from being properly installed. can you turn those off ma'am?

customer: i don't know how to turn them off. can you tell me how? techSupport: with pleasure. go to your start menu and invoke forgiveness. do this as many times as necessary until grudge and forgiveness have completely erased. customer: okay done, LOVE has started installing itself. is that normal?

tech support: yes, but remember that you have only the base program. you need to begin connecting to other hearts in order to get the upgrades.

customer: oops! i have an error message already. it says, "error-program not run on external components." what should ido?

techsupport: don't worry ma'am, it just means the LOVE program is set-up to run on internal hearts but has not yet been run on your heart. In non-technical terms, it means you have to LOVEyourself before you can LOVE others.

customer: so what should I do?

techsupport: can you pull down self-acceptance, then click on the following files: forgive-self; realize your worth; acknowledge your limitations.

customer: ok, done.

techsupport: now copy them to the "my heart" directory. the system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. also, you need to delete verbose self-criticism from all directories and empty your recycle bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

customer: ok got it! my Heart is filling up with new files. smile is playing on my monitor and peace and contentment are copying themselves all over. is this normal?

techsupport: sometimes. for others, it takes a while, but eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time. so LOVE is installed and running. one more thing before we hang-up. LOVE is freeware. be sure to give it and it's various modules to everyone you meet. they will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

customer: i promise to do just that. by the way, what's your name? techsupport: just call me the" master healer," "master solver" or "Divine Cardiologist", also known as the "great physician," or just "I AM." Most people feel all they need is an annual checkup to stay heart-healthy; but the manufacturer (ME) suggests a daily maintenance schedule for maximum LOVE efficiency. so KEEP IN TOUCH as often as you can. i will be standing by for any of your needs.


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PRAYER:

Lord, help us remember that in order for us to erase the piled up files of heartaches, resentment and grunges, we must install the program called LOVE internally in "MY HEART" directory. let us not forget that this program LOVE is a freeware and that in order for it to work in internally, its files must be shared externally. but above, rekindle in our heart and remind us often that YOU ARE the master LOVE tech support that we can count on and always on call 24 hours of the day. we ask you these in you most precious name. AMEN.

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