BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE: THIS MUSING IS DEDICATED TO MY FRIENDS - C'MON YOU GUYS KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
::::to those who thought i was innocent and i brought them to "olympic gardens" in las vegas and got the surprise of their lives ( remember asian guy in prison uniform!!!) and to the ones i couldn't bring there, i had to bring "the surprise" to them----the famous line: "ma'm, there seem to be a lot of commotions here and the neighbor's are complaining....SURPRISE!!! " please don't show the evidence to your bfs/husbands/whoever...they'll kill me!
::::to those who rang up the 5,000 unlimited night and weekends calls and 1,000 unlimited texts on my cingular account, who slept on me on the phone, listened to my blabs, and shared my innermost thoughts and secrets....it's priceless!
::::to those who never left me in the night club when i was super drunk, who tried so freakin' hard to find my platform shoe because i was too drunk to figure out where i left it, and would show up in my house just to make sure i did get home safely.
::::: to those who would show up in my house because they were broke and so they had to deal with eating canned sardines and unlimited dose of corned beef even if the rice was cooked raw or overcooked. you rock!
:::::to those who sweared and was almost killed by my parents and their parents as well because they "didn't know where i was" (even if they sooo knew everything - thanks!). i'm forever grateful!
::::: to those who listened to my repetitive, crying open monologue drama about how my life and boys suck and convinced me that the pain will go away after washing it with "couple hundred shots" of tequila or "just" ten dose of miller lights. because of you, i am now high tolerant on alcohol. hahah
::::: to those who will pick me up all the way in las vegas from los angeles if they had,too, and gamble the day away before heading back home broke.
:::::to those who will drive with me and have a blast invading the streets of las vegas and of snowtubing/snowboarding the day away at big bear after flunking a big exam and donates 25 cents in our "HATE THAT B*TCH" FUN every time they mention that devilish professor's name. i miss you ......waaahh!
:::: to those who will maxed out their credit cards along with me and say, "we're broke but sh***we're fabulous!" despite the facts our significant others hid most of our credit cards, we managed to sneak in one or two!
::::to those who spent nights with me karaokeing the nights away, listening and clapping to my out of tune voice, dancing on top of the table at kbox, max in glendale, charm's pad, arnie' s, tony's and my pad...you will always be my number one fan!!!
::::: to those who would run and sweat out those two hour cardio training and running at bally's total fitness with me and one hour after, asked the waiter at johnny rockets how many calories are in their strawberry milkshake topped with whip cream and gulp it down without any trace of guilt anyway? love it love it!!
:::::to those who vowed to do 24 hour "review" sessions with me at the USC library, drank 10 cups of venti double expresso caramel macchiatto and only did 4 hours of studying and 20 hours of sleeping!!!
:::::to those who would hang with me at santa monica beach with me at one in the morning and helped dig in kristine's shoes in the sand, acted and pretended that you swear her shoes were washed by the shore!!! you deserved an oscar for that!
::::to those who got me addicted to mi goreng noodles, caramel macchiatto, mayflower, hodori, korean bbbq, applebees, "sex on the beach cocktails, "rio casino," the oxtail soup at califronia hotel.....etc....
::::to those i forgot to mention and will remember later...you guys know who you are ane you're equally special! i love you guys!
NOTE::::FAKE FRIENDS, REAL FRIENDS was adopted from ate joyce! just wanted to share. thanks joyce! i love it!!!
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out
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