Lesbianism

Mark called. It’s so comical how our conversation went. First, he said he called to ask me a big favor and please don’t think of him otherwise. Whatever he was going to ask me, it was just solely for “amusement.” I uttered, well, first he has to tell me what the hell he wanted me to do. Then maybe or maybe not, I will do it.

Mark stated his situation, “ Well, I am so bored so I went online. I am so bored that I created a female screen name and went to one of those lesbian rooms. Okay, I met this girl who is a lesbian . She gave me a picture. She DOES NOT like MEN. She is highly INTO WOMEN. Well, she’s from Long Beach. She gave me her phone number uknowingly that I am a male. Well, this is the favor. I was wondering if the number was valid and we’ll call her up. But, YOU will talk to her since she thinks I am a female. I am not interested in her. I just can’t think ofanyone who will be game to do this but you. I am just doing this for fun purposes. Otherwise, I have no other intentions.”

My reaction was, “ I never picked up girls before. What made you think I will do these for you? Are you nuts? No,I am not doing this for you. This is too much of a favor.

Mark kept bugging. He said, “ Well, this isn’t serious business. It is for entertainment, and wholly and only for that prospect. I am not condoning you to do this every day. Plus, everything is left unsaid. Privacy is on your hands.You can make up any name you want. Will you do it?”

First, it was annoying me. Actually, Mark was getting so freekin’ irritating. But don’t judge me for this, but yeah, I agreed to do it upon my request that I will only talk to this girl for FIVE MINUTES ONLY. And as soon as the five minutes clock ticks I am hanging up and I am gone.

Mark goes, “ Okay, that is so fine with me.”

First try
Mark dials the number. *ring* Then the busy tone comes in.

Len: Give it up, Mark.. It’s a fake number. Otherwise, she’ll leave her line open.
Mark.: Let’s try again.

Second try.
Mark dials the number. *ring* Then the busy tone comes in. AGAIN.

Len: Don’t you get it. It ‘s goddamn busy. Forget it.
Mark: One more try.

Third try
Mark dials the number. *ring* Then “beep, beep, beep, beeep. “
It’s still the busy tone.

Len: What did I tell you? She was probably doing the same thing you were doing online. She was as bored as you are that she had the same motives as you. How can you even trust women on line?
Mark: How many times do I tell you, it was for fun. It’s not like I will do this seriously. And as for online women,I think they are the freakiest. Last try.

Fourth try.
Mark dials the number. *ring* Then the busy tone comes in.

Len: Okay, that is it. Time is up. She was pulling your leg the same way you were pulling hers. What part of the busy phone tones don’t you get?
Mark: So she was playign with my mind, too huh? Daym, and she was fine, too. You guys will look good together.
Len: Not in my nightmares, Mark. Get over it!

I excused myself. I said it was kind of late and I have to hit the books for my finals.

Mark: Wait....Thank you and sorry for getting you intot his sh*t.
Len: De nada ( It’s nothing). Plus, this won’t happen again. LOL.
Mark: LOL
Len: Why are you laughing?
Mark: It could have been fun. LOL. Hey...You’re laughing,, too.
Len: It was hilarious. I was just thinking of your female screen name. I wonder what it was. hahah LOL.
Mark: Nope, I am not telling you.

I had to go. So I hung up and bid Mark, “ Nighy Panget. Get some sleep. And get over your lesbian fantasies.”

In bed, I was wondering. What the hell was Mark’s lesbian fantasies? I wanted to tell her my p[ersonal experiences with a girl But...I decided not to. Plus, it was not something I was proud to do. Like him, I did it solely foramusement.

If only he knew.

posted by pinay freestyle @ 10:56 AM

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