i just noticed i post so much drama here.
so i guess, this entry will serve as a little relief.
note: this is solely for humor and it is not meant to offend anyone of their color. please also take in regard that the two people involved in this conversation came from the particular races they were "making 'humor' of.
collaboration of two races
len: hey boy, what is it with koreans? they're so stuck with their own people? i have korean friends and all but they're the ones who are open minded.
ron: hey, excuse you. what is it with filipinos? they are so uncivilized. they eat with their hands and all. that's so unsanitary. at least koreans are more educated and intelligent.
len: educated? excuse you? did i just hear you say educated? at least, we, filipinos, speak and understand english. your people, even if they lived here in america for thousands of years, they still hang on to their language and not adopt to the culture here.
ron: because we are proud of our culture, we do not need to make changes.
len: oh hell no. not if you are in america. and please, we eat with our hands sometimes, but damn, we wash our hands, too , you know. there is such thing as "water" in the philippines. at least, we do not eat that stinky and spicy "kimchi." i don't even knwo how you eat that thing with every meal.
ron: i don't care. filipinos, they eat with their hands. and those other filipinos that i knew who just came from the philippines, they do nto understand a thing i say, okay.... [ i react] wait...i'm not done yet. ....[roll my eyes] that's it. no more argument. i won.
len : oh hell no.
ron: uh-uh. shut it, baby.
[we laughed]
len: it's funny how we make fun of our own race and yet, i hang around with koreans and you with filipinos.
ron: because filipinos are real that's why.
len: what? you were just making fun of us. infairness though, you love our food.
ron: and you want to be like us.
len: eww. that's it. end of these~!
[side note: for your information: len is filipino while ron is korean. len has majority korean friends. ron has majority filipino friends.]
i swear, we are such a weird couple.
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